I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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