I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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