what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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