So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
we should paint friendship bongs
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