You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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