We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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