did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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