Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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