It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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