i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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