i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
