how do flat chested girls get laid?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I currently don't understand fingers.
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