no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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