found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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