she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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