I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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