Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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