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(415): View more from California

I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??

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(616): View more from Michigan

I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.

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(516): View more from New York

i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way

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(519): View more from Ontario

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

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(+61): View more from Australia

And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho

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(404): View more from Georgia

The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.

(404): View more from Georgia

THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.

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