Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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