"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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