My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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