let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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