it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
