...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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