My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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