quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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