I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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