? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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