Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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