How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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