i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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