ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
