I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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