Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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