There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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