You work out of a Hotel?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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