11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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