the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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