i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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