I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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