can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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