Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
did you just send me my own nude
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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