what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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