cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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