I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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