Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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