Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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