You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I love you.
Bad choice
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