i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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