my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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