Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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